Rotten Tomatoes' 100 Worst Movies of the Decade

SOURCE: Rotten Tomatoes

Rank
100
Whiteout (2009)
Critics Consensus: Kate Beckinsale is as lovely as ever, and does her best with the material, but moribund pacing and an uninspired plot leave Whiteout in the cold.
Synopsis: Antarctica... The most isolated landmass on Earth 90° S. latitude, zero E. longitude Six million square miles of ice ... [More]
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt
Directed By: Dominic Sena

7%Rotten Rank
99
Glitter (2001)
Critics Consensus: Glitter is a hodgepodge of movie cliches and bad acting that's sure to generate unintentional laughs. Unfortunately, the movie is not bad enough to be good.
Synopsis: Carey plays Billie Frank, a shy, young mixed-race girl who is sent away by her alcoholic mother at a very early age. At an orphanage, she befriends Louise (Da Brat) and Roxanne (Tia Texada), with the help of her cuddly... [More]
Starring: Mariah Carey, Max Beesley, Da Brat
Directed By: Vondie Curtis-Hall, Vondie Curtis Hall

7%Rotten Rank
98
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)
Critics Consensus: A sequel to a remake, Cheaper 2 wastes its solid cast in scenes of over-the-top, predictable humor.
Synopsis: Steve Martin returns as the proud patriarch of the Baker family in this sequel to the original CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN, based on a book by Frank B. Gilbreth Jr. and Ernestine Gilbreth. This time, all twelve Baker kids and... [More]
Starring: Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo
Directed By: Adam Shankman

7%Rotten Rank
97
Boat Trip (2003)
Critics Consensus: Boat Trip is a lame, juvenile farce that's heavy on stereotypes and desperate antics but short on brains and laughs.
Synopsis: Hoping to get his mind off his ex-girlfriend Felicia, heart-broken Jerry decides to join his best friend Nick on a tropical singles cruise for a week of sun and possible romance. But when Jerry and Nick realize they've... [More]
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Horatio Sanz, Will Ferrell
Directed By: Mort Nathan

7%Rotten Rank
96
All About Steve (2009)
Critics Consensus: All About Steve is an oddly creepy, sour film, featuring a heroine so desperate and peculiar that audiences may be more likely to pity than root for her.
Synopsis: Sandra Bullock plays eccentric crossword puzzle constructor Mary Horowitz who, after one short blind date, falls for handsome cable news cameraman Steve (Cooper). Convinced they are soul mates, Mary follows Steve across... [More]
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church, Bradley Cooper
Directed By: Phil Traill

7%Rotten Rank
95
Lost Souls (2000)
Critics Consensus: Though Kaminski's film is visually stylish, Lost Souls is just another derivative entry in the Apocalypse genre, with lackluster direction, unengaging characters, and no scares.
Synopsis: Years ago, priests exorcised a demon out of young Maya Larkin (Winona Ryder). Now she uses her unusual sensitivity to the same demons who once came after her to help the priests in other exorcisms. In one such case, a... [More]
Starring: Winona Ryder, Ben Chaplin, John Hurt
Directed By: Janusz Kaminski

7%Rotten Rank
94
The New Guy (2002)
Critics Consensus: Incoherent, silly, and unoriginal, The New Guy offers up the same old teen gross-out comedy cliches.
Synopsis: Teenager Dizzy Harrison (DJ Qualls) is the laughing stock of Texas' Rocky Creek High School. But his loser status changes when he lands a prison sentence and falls under the tutelage of a wild inmate, Luther (Eddie... [More]
Starring: DJ Qualls, Eddie Griffin, Eliza Dushku
Directed By: Edward Decter

7%Rotten Rank
93
A Sound of Thunder (2005)
Critics Consensus: Choppy logic and uneven performances are overshadowed by not-so-special effects that makes the suspension of disbelief a nearly impossible task.
Synopsis: In A SOUND OF THUNDER, based on a short story by Ray Bradbury, director Peter Hyams (END OF DAYS, TIMECOP) creates a world where time travel is possible and life as we know it is threatened. In the year 2055, Charles... [More]
Starring: Edward Burns, Catherine McCormack, Ben Kingsley
Directed By: Peter Hyams

7%Rotten Rank
92
Babylon A.D. (2008)
Critics Consensus: A poorly constructed, derivative sci-fi stinker with a weak script and poor action sequences.
Synopsis: In sci-fi thriller BABYLON A.D., Vin Diesel's Toorop is an antihero who quotes the best of cinema's bad boys from films such as THE GODFATHER and SCARFACE. But all the tattooed muscleman really wants to do is leave... [More]
Starring: Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh, Melanie Thierry
Directed By: Mathieu Kassovitz

7%Rotten Rank
91
Surviving Christmas (2004)
Critics Consensus: Surviving Christmas is unpleasant characters attacking each other for 90 minutes before delivering a typical, hollow anti-consumerist message
Synopsis: Academy Award® winner Ben Affleck ("Good Will Hunting"), Emmy winner James Gandolfini (TV’s "The Sopranos") and Christina Applegate ("View From the Top," TV’s "Married With Children") star in the comedy "Surviving... [More]
Starring: Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini, Christina Applegate
Directed By: Mike Mitchell

7%Rotten Rank
90
Dragonfly (2002)
Critics Consensus: Sappy, dull, and muddled, Dragonfly is too melancholic and cliched to generate much suspense.
Synopsis: Lush green aerial photography of the Venezuelan jungle stands in stark contrast to the dark and depressing urbanity of American city life where Joe Darrow (Kevin Costner) works as a doctor in the emergency room of Chicago... [More]
Starring: Kevin Costner, Joe Morton, Ron Rifkin
Directed By: Tom Shadyac

7%Rotten Rank
89
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Critics Consensus: Unable to match the suspense and titilation of its predecessor, Basic Instinct 2 boasts a plot so ludicrous and predictable it borders on "so-bad-it's-good."
Synopsis: In BASIC INSTINCT 2, a sequel to the 1992 original, Sharon Stone resumes the role that first made her famous. Beautiful American author Catherine Tramell (Stone) is living in London when she is involved in a sexually... [More]
Starring: Sharon Stone, David Morrissey, Charlotte Rampling
Directed By: Michael Caton-Jones

7%Rotten Rank
88
Kaena: The Prophecy (2004)
Critics Consensus: Though Kaena: The Prophecy is visually inventive, its story is incoherent, derivative, and dull.
Synopsis: Axis, the "tree world's" life is in danger. Its sap has almost all run out and its people's efforts to implore the gods, are in vain. Kaena has strange visions and she is convinced that Axis is calling her for help. Kaena,... [More]
Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Richard Harris, Anjelica Huston
Directed By: Chris Delaporte

6%Rotten Rank
87
Testosterone (2003)
Critics Consensus: Testosterone is a poorly executed attempt at film noir that follows good-looking yet bland characters through an ultimately aimless plot.
Synopsis: Dean Seagrave (David Sutcliffe), a brilliant graphic novelist with writer’s block, hasn’t been himself lately. Not long ago his sex-bomb Argentine lover Pablo (Antonio Sabato, Jr.) left their California beach house on a... [More]
Starring: David Sutcliffe, Antonio Sabato, Sonia Braga
Directed By: David Moreton

6%Rotten Rank
86
Pavilion of Women (2001)
Critics Consensus: Generating more suds than a soap opera, this adaptation of Pearl Buck's novel sinks under the weight of excess melodrama, stilted performances, and cheesy dialogue.
Synopsis: Based on the acclaimed novel by Nobel Prize winning author Pearl S. Buck, Pavilion of Women is an exquisite tale of freedom and forbidden love set in the last days of imperial China. On her fortieth birthday, Madame Wu... [More]
Starring: Luo Yan, Willem Dafoe, Shek Sau
Directed By: Yim Ho

6%Rotten Rank
85
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
Critics Consensus: An aggressively lowbrow vehicle for its titular star, this gross-out comedy fails to "git-r-done."
Synopsis: Larry plays a big city health inspector who's happy with his usual beat of greasy spoon diners and low-rent ethnic restaurants. But his easygoing life is turned upside-down when he's saddled with a straight-arrow rookie... [More]
Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Joanna Cassidy, Bruce Bruce
Directed By: Trent Cooper

6%Rotten Rank
84
Thr3e (2007)
Critics Consensus: Thr3e is a shoddily made, thrill-free thriller that isn't half as good as the several movies it borrows from (Adaptation, Saw, Se7en).
Synopsis: Jennifer Peters is a well-known police profiler who wrote a book about serial killers. This notoriety brought not only fame, but made her the target of demented psychopath, the Riddle Killer. RK, as he is known, pushes his... [More]
Starring: Marc Blucas, Justine Waddell, Laura Jordan
Directed By: Robby Henson

6%Rotten Rank
83
Doogal (2006)
Critics Consensus: Overloaded with pop culture references, but lacking in compelling characters and plot, Doogal is too simpleminded even for the kiddies.
Synopsis: The origins of the characters in DOOGAL stretch back to 1964 and a TV program called THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (or "Le Manège Enchanté" as its French creator Serge Danot called it). The show became a popular staple on British... [More]
Starring: Ian McKellen, Tom Baker, Jim Broadbent
Directed By: Frank Passingham, Dave Borthwick, Jean Duval, Jean Duval

6%Rotten Rank
82
Supercross: The Movie (2005)
Critics Consensus: While it provides some cool stunts, Supercross feels like an infomercial for the sport, with undeveloped characters and a shopworn plot.
Synopsis: Deeply in love with motorcycles, orphaned brothers K.C. (Steve Howey) and Trip (Mike Vogel) Carlyle clean pools to support their hunger for competitive motocross--dreaming of the day when they can get professional... [More]
Starring: Mike Vogel, Steve Howey, Sophia Bush
Directed By: Steve Boyum

6%Rotten Rank
81
Extreme Ops (2002)
Critics Consensus: The various stunts in Extreme Ops don't compensate for the inane storyline and bad dialogue.
Synopsis: Ian (Rufus Sewell) is a director of extreme sports films who sets out with a stunt team to out-ski an avalanche for his latest digital video camera commercial. Slacker cameraman Will (Devon Sawa) has a crush on punk chick... [More]
Starring: Devon Sawa, Rufus Sewell, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras
Directed By: Christian Duguay

6%Rotten Rank
80
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Critics Consensus: Unfunny and unoriginal. In other words, a perfect piece of evidence for opponents of pointless movie sequels.
Synopsis: Martin Lawrence returns as cross-dressing undercover fed Malcolm Turner in this sequel to the 2000 comedy. This time, Malcolm is working a desk job because his wife (Nia Long) wants him safe. But when his old partner is... [More]
Starring: Martin Lawrence, Nia Long, Chloe Grace Moretz
Directed By: John Whitesell

6%Rotten Rank
79
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Critics Consensus: Despite its exorbitant budget, The Adventures of Pluto Nash is a listless, desperate sci-fi romp that lacks both energy and wit.
Synopsis: Welcome to the Moon 2087. With all the natural resources mined out years ago, the Moon has become the new Wild West. A place where money and the right contacts can get you anything you want and anything goes. "The... [More]
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Rosario Dawson, Randy Quaid
Directed By: Ron Underwood

6%Rotten Rank
78
Deck the Halls (2006)
Critics Consensus: Relying on flat humor and a preposterous plot, Deck the Halls is an unnecessarily mean-spirited holiday movie that does little to put viewers in a holiday mood.
Synopsis: DECK THE HALLS is a family comedy about one-upsmanship, jealousy, clashing neighbors, home decoration...and the true spirit of the holidays. For Cloverdale, Massachusetts optometrist Steve Finch (MATTHEW BRODERICK), no... [More]
Starring: Matthew Broderick, Danny De Vito, Kristin Davis
Directed By: John Whitesell

6%Rotten Rank
77
Date Movie (2006)
Critics Consensus: In an attempt to parody rom-com cliches, Date Movie ultimately makes a mockery of itself, with juvenile toilet humor and empty pop culture references.
Synopsis: Seltzer and Friedberg tell the story of hopeless romantic Julia Jones, who has finally met the man of her dreams, the very British Grant Funkyerdoder. But before they can have their Big Fat Greek Wedding, they'll have to... [More]
Starring: Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Eddie Griffin
Directed By: Aaron Seltzer

6%Rotten Rank
76
Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
Critics Consensus: The poorly crafted Johnson Family Vacation squanders its talented cast in a bland family road comedy that draws unfavorable comparisons to Chevy Chase's Vacation movies.
Synopsis: AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the onboard navigation system has a meltdown on Nate Johnson (Cedric The Entertainer) and his family's cross-country trek to their annual... [More]
Starring: Cedric the Entertainer, Vanessa Williams, Solange Knowles
Directed By: Christopher Erskin

6%Rotten Rank
75
Son of the Mask (2005)
Critics Consensus: Overly frantic, painfully unfunny, and sorely missing the presence of Jim Carrey.
Synopsis: This time around, the star of the film is Jamie Kennedy (MALIBU'S MOST WANTED), who plays Tim Avery, a young husband with a fear of fatherhood. Unfortunately, he is about to become just that, alongside his excited wife... [More]
Starring: Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Bob Hoskins
Directed By: Larry Guterman

6%Rotten Rank
74
Envy (2004)
Critics Consensus: Jack Black and Ben Stiller fail to wring laughs from a script that's essentially one extended poop joke.
Synopsis: Tim (Ben Stiller) and Nick (Jack Black) are best friends, neighbors and co-workers, whose equal footing is suddenly tripped up when one of Nick's harebrained get-rich-quick schemes actually succeeds: Vapoorizer, a spray... [More]
Starring: Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Christopher Walken
Directed By: Barry Levinson

6%Rotten Rank
73
Gigli (2003)
Critics Consensus: Bizarre and clumsily plotted, Gigli is a mess. As for its stars, Affleck and Lopez lack chemistry.
Synopsis: In Gigli, Martin Brest’s (Scent of a Woman, Midnight Run) unconventional romantic comedy, Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck), a low-level hood is given a high-level assignment to kidnap Brian (Justin Bartha), the psychologically... [More]
Starring: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha
Directed By: Martin Brest

5% Rotten Rank
72
Broken Bridges (2006)
Critics Consensus: A cliched attempt at a feel-good drama, Broken Bridges is schmaltzy, predictable, and stiffly acted.
Synopsis: Broken Bridges is a bittersweet story of former high school sweethears, Bo Price (Toby Keith) and Angela Delton (Kelly Preston), who return home after the deaths of their younger brothers and are forced to deal with the... [More]
Starring: Toby Keith, Lindsey Haun, Daniel Newman
Directed By: Steven Goldmann

5% Rotten Rank
71
College (2008)
Critics Consensus: A pale imitation of the raunchy college frat of old, College aims low and misses.
Synopsis: First-time director Deb Hagan teams up with first-time screenwriters Dan Callahan and Adam Ellison in the gross-out comedy COLLEGE. Kevin (Drake Bell), Carter (Andrew Caldwell), and Morris (Kevin Covais) are three nerdy... [More]
Starring: Drake Bell, Kevin Covais, Andrew Caldwell
Directed By: Deb Hagan

5% Rotten Rank
70
New Best Friend (2002)
Critics Consensus: Generic, confusing, and trashy, New Best Friend is a laughably bad, obvious campus whodunit.
Synopsis: It's January, the start of a new semester at exclusive Colby University nestled in the Carolina countryside. Near the campus, four young women prepare themselves for the final semester of their senior year. In her dingy... [More]
Starring: Mia Kirshner, Meredith Monroe, Taye Diggs
Directed By: Zoe Clarke-Williams

5% Rotten Rank
69
The Cookout (2004)
Critics Consensus: Good-natured but prepared with an absence of craft, The Cookout is an unappetizing collection of warmed-over jokes.
Synopsis: TODD ANDERSON is chosen as the #1 NBA draft pick by the New Jersey Nets and signs a contract for thirty million dollars that instantly changes his life. Whether he likes it or not his mom, LADY EM played by Jenifer Lewis,... [More]
Starring: Storm P, Ja Rule, Queen Latifah
Directed By: Lance Rivera

5% Rotten Rank
68
Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie (2004)
Critics Consensus: Don't watch the TV show or play the card game? Then this movie is not for you.
Synopsis: The plot concerns teenage gaming wizard Yugi Muto (vocalized by Dan Stuart) who, having merged forces with an Egyptian pharaoh since he solved his grandfather's cosmic puzzle, now rules the universe as the king of "Duel... [More]
Starring: Dan Green, Wayne Grayson, Eric Stuart
Directed By: Ryusoke Takahashi

5% Rotten Rank
67
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
Critics Consensus: The Hottie and the Nottie is a crass, predictable, and ineptly staged gross-out comedy that serves little purpose beyond existing as another monument to Paris Hilton's vanity.
Synopsis: Paris Hilton stars as the titular beauty in this romantic comedy. Nate (DODGEBALL's Joel David Moore) adores the gorgeous Cristabel (Hilton), but she refuses to leave the side of her less attractive friend, June (Christine... [More]
Starring: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin
Directed By: Tom Putnam

5% Rotten Rank
66
The Fog (2005)
Critics Consensus: The Fog is a so-so remake of a so-so movie, lacking scares, suspense or originality.
Synopsis: An island off the Oregon coast is the setting for this salty yarn of ghosts, lepers, betrayal, vengeance, and teen angst. A fog-enshrouded schooner from 1865 returns from the bottom of the sea to wreak vengeance on the... [More]
Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair
Directed By: Rupert Wainwright

5% Rotten Rank
65
Swept Away (2002)
Critics Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.
Synopsis: MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money -- all set against the... [More]
Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston
Directed By: Guy Ritchie

5% Rotten Rank
64
Corky Romano (2001)
Critics Consensus: Corky Romano continues the trend of bad movies featuring SNL members. The jokes are tired and unfunny, and the slapstick feels forced.
Synopsis: Over the years, television's SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE has been the playground and jumping off point for an impressive number of comic superstars who nimbly made the transition from television to the big screen, including John... [More]
Starring: Chris Kattan, Richard Roundtree, Vinessa Shaw
Directed By: Rob Pritts

5% Rotten Rank
63
Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
Critics Consensus: The initial set-up is unbelievable, the plotting is predictable and stale, and the comedy depends on repetitive pratfalls that soon get old.
Synopsis: Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the free-spirited mother of ten,... [More]
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt
Directed By: Raja Gosnell

5% Rotten Rank
62
Serving Sara (2002)
Critics Consensus: Neither funny nor very romantic, Serving Sara is a forgettable time waster.
Synopsis: Fetching Sara Moore (Elizabeth Hurley) thinks that she is a happily married woman until process server Joe Tyler (Matthew Perry) shows up at her Manhattan apartment to serve her with divorce papers. Sara gives Joe a run... [More]
Starring: Matthew Perry, Elizabeth Hurley, Vincent Pastore
Directed By: Reginald Hudlin

5% Rotten Rank
61
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Critics Consensus: A shortage of laughs and an undercurrent of mean-spiritedness undermine Good Luck Chuck, squandering a decent premise on gross-out humor and shopworn slapstick.
Synopsis: Standup comedian Dane Cook (EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH) stars in this romantic comedy as Charlie Logan, a successful dentist cursed with the affliction of having the women he dates fall in love with the next guy they meet.... [More]
Starring: Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler
Directed By: Mark Helfrich


5% Rotten Rank
60
The Perfect Man (2005)
Critics Consensus: Mechanical, preposterous and predictable, The Perfect Man is a lifeless, occasionally creepy movie that gives romantic comedies a bad name.
Synopsis: In The Perfect Man, teenager Holly Hamilton (Hilary Duff) is tired of moving every time her single mom Jean (Heather Locklear) has another personal meltdown involving yet another second-rate guy. To distract her mother... [More]
Starring: Hilary Duff, Heather Locklear, Chris Noth
Directed By: Mark Rosman

5% Rotten Rank
59
88 Minutes (2008)
Critics Consensus: 88 Minutes is a shockingly inept psychological thriller that expertly squanders the talent at hand.
Synopsis: In 88 MINUTES, Dr. Jack Gramm (Al Pacino), a Seattle-based college professor and forensic psychiatrist, is informed by an enigmatic caller that he has exactly that amount of time to live. The threat is linked to Gramm's... [More]
Starring: Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski
Directed By: Jon Avnet

5% Rotten Rank
58
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
Critics Consensus: A mirthless movie as fresh as last year's fruit cake, Christmas with the Kranks is a course, garish comedy that promotes conformity.
Synopsis: The Kranks have always celebrated a picture-perfect Christmas. But with their only daughter, Blair (Julie Gonzalo), away from home on her Peace Corps assignment, Nora (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Luther (Tim Allen) are suffering... [More]
Starring: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd
Directed By: Joe Roth

5% Rotten Rank
57
Godsend (2004)
Critics Consensus: A murky thriller with few chills, Godsend is features ludicrous dialogue, by-the-numbers plotting, and an excess of cheap shocks.
Synopsis: If someone you loved were taken from you, how far would you go to bring him or her back? This is the impossible question confronting grief-stricken Paul and Jessie Duncan (Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos) in the very... [More]
Starring: Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Robert De Niro
Directed By: Nick Hamm

5% Rotten Rank
56
Because I Said So (2007)
Critics Consensus: Overly reliant on caricatures and lacking any human insight, Because I Said So is an unfunny, cliche-ridden mess.
Synopsis: Powerhouse actresses Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham and Piper Perabo serve up the laughs when they join wickedly funny director Michael Lehmann (The Truth About Cats & Dogs, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Heathers) in... [More]
Starring: Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Piper Perabo
Directed By: Michael Lehmann

4% Rotten Rank
55
The Celestine Prophecy (2006)
Critics Consensus: Adapted from the bestselling self-help tome, The Celestine Prophesy is indifferently directed and acted, and its plotting is virtually tension-free.
Synopsis: John Woodson has reached a crossroads in his life. After losing his job teaching history at a local high school, he finds himself facing an uncertain future. Disillusioned and temporarily rudderless, he is about to... [More]
Starring: Matthew Settle, Thomas Kretschmann, Sarah Wayne Callies
Directed By: Armand Mastroianni

4% Rotten Rank
54
Harry And Max (2005)
Critics Consensus: Despite impressive performances from its leads, Harry and Max is prurient, disturbing, and underdeveloped.
Synopsis: The relationship between two brothers who followed separate yet equally successful roads to pop stardom forms the focus for writer-director Christopher Münch's HARRY & MAX. Harry (Bryce Johnson) is practically an industry... [More]
Starring: Bryce Johnson, Cole Williams, Rain Phoenix
Directed By: Christopher Munch

4% Rotten Rank
53
Modigliani (2005)
Critics Consensus: Nearly everyone is miscast in this disjointed and slow-moving portrait of Italian artist Amedeo Modigliani.
Synopsis: The story takes place in Paris in the years after the First World War. Modigliani, a Jew, has fallen in love with Jeanne (Elsa Zylberstein), a young and beautiful Catholic girl. The couple have an illegitimate child, and... [More]
Starring: Andy Garcia, Omid Djalili, Elsa Zylberstein
Directed By: Mick Davis

4% Rotten Rank
52
The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005)
Critics Consensus: Despite an all-star cast and some impressive visuals, The Bridge of San Luis Rey is a lifeless, slow-going adaptation of Thornton Wilder’s classic novel.
Synopsis: Author Thornton Wilder won the Pulitzer Prize for his second novel, THE BRIDGE OF SAN LUIS REY, which was originally published in 1927. Wilder passed away in 1975, but if he were still alive he'd surely be surprised and... [More]
Starring: Robert DeNiro, Kathy Bates, Harvey Keitel
Directed By: Mary McGuckian

4% Rotten Rank
51
Fascination (2005)
Critics Consensus: Laughably overheated and featuring loads of cheesy dialogue, Fascination is the virtual definition of so-band-it's-good.
Synopsis: A thriller riddled with paranoia and distrust, Klaus Menzel's FASCINATION is an acute study of a man stretched to breaking point by an egregious set of circumstances. Scott Doherty (Adam Garcia) is both stricken and... [More]
Starring: Adam Garcia, Jacqueline Bisset, Alice Evans
Directed By: Klaus Menzel


4% Rotten Rank
50
Dirty Love (2005)
Critics Consensus: The laugh-free Dirty Love is a comedy dead zone -- it's aggressively crude and shoddily constructed.
Synopsis: While some may raise an eyebrow when they discover that Jenny McCarthy wrote the script for DIRTY LOVE, it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise: McCarthy has already established herself as a writer, has never been... [More]
Starring: Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, Eddie Kaye Thomas
Directed By: John Mallory Asher

4% Rotten Rank
49
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
Critics Consensus: Featuring mostly wooden performances, laughable dialogue, and shoddy production values, In the Name of the King fulfills all expectations of an Uwe Boll film.
Synopsis: Much like cult-favorites LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER and MORTAL KOMBAT, IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE is a fantasy-adventure based on a popular video game series, Dungeon Siege. The film follows the simple but... [More]
Starring: Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Ray Liotta
Directed By: Uwe Boll

4% Rotten Rank
48
BloodRayne (2006)
Critics Consensus: BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
Synopsis: This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley). Michael Madsen, Michelle... [More]
Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley
Directed By: Uwe Boll

4% Rotten Rank
47
Soul Survivors (2001)
Critics Consensus: Soul Survivors' stock characters and utter lack of suspense gives viewers little reason to attempt deciphering the confusing plot.
Synopsis: After surviving a car crash that killed her boyfriend (Casey Affleck), Cassandra (Melissa Sagemiller) finds herself haunted by his ghost. A priest (Luke Wilson) tries to exorcize these frightful visions from Cassandra's... [More]
Starring: Melissa Sagemiller, Casey Affleck, Wes Bentley
Directed By: Steve Carpenter

4% Rotten Rank
46
Material Girls (2006)
Critics Consensus: As a film, Material Girls fails to live up to even the limited corporeal goals of its title.
Synopsis: Ava (Haylie Duff) and Tanzie (Hilary Duff) Marchetta are rich, spoiled sisters. Their late father founded a cosmetics empire, allowing them to live a dream life complete with a Los Angeles mansion, hot car, endless new... [More]
Starring: Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Anjelica Huston
Directed By: Martha Coolidge

4% Rotten Rank
45
My Baby's Daddy (2004)
Critics Consensus: Full of poop jokes, broad racial stereotyping, and other tired gags, My Baby's Daddy makes the absolute least of a decent premise.
Synopsis: Eddie Griffin, Michael Imperioli, and Anthony Anderson are Lonnie, Dominic, and G, childhood friends who continue to live like children. But when they find that they're about to become fathers, they must face up to a whole... [More]
Starring: Eddie Griffin, Anthony Anderson, Michael Imperioli
Directed By: Cheryl Dunye

4% Rotten Rank
44
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
Critics Consensus: The combination of a shallow plot and miscast performers renders Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li a perfectly forgettable video game adaptation.
Synopsis: Powerful forces are converging on the streets of Bangkok. They are warriors, some of whom possess extraordinary abilities, all of whom are determined to see their side prevail. Some fight for us; the others for unlimited... [More]
Starring: Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Chris Klein
Directed By: Andrzej Bartkowiak

4% Rotten Rank
43
Darkness (2003)
Critics Consensus: Yet another predictable variation on the hoary old haunted-house movie, Darkness is an illogical, portentous mess.
Synopsis: Talented Spanish filmmaker Jaume Balaguero's film DARKNESS is a movie in which an ordinary American family moves to a large, creaky Victorian home in the Spanish countryside that, unbeknownst to them, was the scene of some... [More]
Starring: Anna Paquin, Lena Olin, Iain Glen
Directed By: Jaume Balaguero

4% Rotten Rank
42
House of the Dead (2003)
Critics Consensus: A grungy, disjointed, mostly brainless mess of a film, House of the Dead is nonetheless loaded with unintentional laughs.
Synopsis: It's Spring Break and University of Washington college co-eds Cynthia (Sonya Salomaa), Greg (Will Sanderson) and Karma (Enuka Okuma) just want to party. When Greg's best friend Simon Cruz (Tyron Leitso) tells them about a... [More]
Starring: Sonya Salomma, Jürgen Prochnow, Enuka Okuma
Directed By: Uwe Boll

4% Rotten Rank
41
Zoom (2006)
Critics Consensus: Lacking the punch and good cheer of The Incredibles and Sky High, Zoom is a dull and laugh-free affair.
Synopsis: Four kids (Spencer Breslin, Kate Mara, Ryan Newman and Michael Cassidy) - one big problem. They each possess a unique special power that sets them apart from everybody else their age. They also have something else in... [More]
Starring: Tim Allen, Courteney Cox, Michael Cassidy
Directed By: Peter Hewitt


4% Rotten Rank
40
Down to You (2000)
Critics Consensus: Down to You is ruined by a bland, by-the-numbers plot and an awful script.
Synopsis: Down to You is the tale of Al Connelly (FREDDIE PRINZE, JR.) and Imogen (JULIA STILES), a young couple whose passionate romance takes them for a ride down the all-too-powerful path of first love. Set against the chaotic... [More]
Starring: Freddie Prinze, Julia Stiles, Selma Blair
Directed By: Kris Isacsson

4% Rotten Rank
39
Miss March (2009)
Critics Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since become a naked centerfold... [More]
Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi
Directed By: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore

4% Rotten Rank
38
Happily N'Ever After (2007)
Critics Consensus: Happily N'Ever After has none of the moxy, edge, or postmodern wit of the other fairy-tales-gone-haywire CG movie it so blatantly rips off.
Synopsis: Set in Fairy Tale Land, this comedy features the heroes and villains of stories from Rumplestiltskin to Sleeping Beauty. The job of the wizard (George Carlin) is to ensure everyone has happy endings. But when he leaves on... [More]
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze
Directed By: Paul J. Bolger

4% Rotten Rank
37
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
Critics Consensus: Code Name: The Cleaner is a limp action/comedy flick that alternates between lame, worn-out jokes and cheesy martial arts.
Synopsis: Cedric the Entertainer (JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION, BARBERSHOP) stars as Jake, a bumbling amnesiac, in the spy-parody caper CODE NAME: THE CLEANER. Waking up next to a dead FBI agent and a briefcase full of money,... [More]
Starring: Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Nicollette Sheridan
Directed By: Les Mayfield

4% Rotten Rank
36
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Critics Consensus: A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor’s cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.
Synopsis: Retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (BRUCE WILLIS) is enjoying the quiet life in a beachfront bungalow in Mexico. Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by onetime neighbor and friend Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky,... [More]
Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge
Directed By: Howard Deutch

3% Rotten Rank
35
Deal (2008)
Critics Consensus: Employing multiple cinematic clichés and milking stale performances, Deal proves inadequate for even the lowly regarded poker movie genre.
Synopsis: Set against the world of high stakes poker, DEAL follows the story of TOMMY VINSON (Burt Reynolds), an ex-gambler who quit the game of Texas Hold'em over 30 years ago after missing a family emergency and swearing to his... [More]
Starring: Burt Reynolds, Bret Harrison, Shannon Elizabeth
Directed By: Gil Cates

3% Rotten Rank
34
The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)
Critics Consensus: The Haunting of Molly Hartley is a rather lifeless horror endeavor, with a pedestrian plot and few scares.
Synopsis: After surviving a near-fatal stab wound inflicted by her religious-zealot mother, Molly (Haley Bennett, MUSIC & LYRICS) and her father attempt to make a fresh start in a new town. Unfortunately, on top of making new... [More]
Starring: Haley Bennett, Chace Crawford, Annalynne McCord
Directed By: Mickey Liddell

3% Rotten Rank
33
Delta Farce (2007)
Critics Consensus: Too afraid to be a real satire of the Iraq War, Delta Farce instead devolves into a reprehensible, unfunny mix of slapstick, gay panic, and flatulence jokes.
Synopsis: Blue Collar Comedy Tour veterans Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall team up in DELTA FARCE, a military-spoof comedy featuring their southern red-neck stand-up schtick. Bill and Larry, along with their scrawny friend... [More]
Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls
Directed By: CB Harding

3% Rotten Rank
32
Deuces Wild (2002)
Critics Consensus: Melodramatic and weighted down with silly dialogue, Deuces Wild is a forgettable effort that leaves no cliches unturned.
Synopsis: Leon (Stephen Dorff) leads the Deuces, a gang he formed to keep "junk" off his Sunset Park block after his youngest brother died of a drug overdose. However, his other brother, Bobby (Brad Renfro), is still alive and very... [More]
Starring: Matt Dillon, Stephen Dorff, Brad Renfro
Directed By: Scott Kalvert

3% Rotten Rank
31
The Covenant (2006)
Critics Consensus: The Covenant plays out like a teen soap opera, full of pretty faces, wooden acting, laughable dialogue, and little suspense.
Synopsis: Renny Harlin (DIE HARD 2, DEEP BLUE SEA) directs this supernatural thriller about descendants of powerful New England families. The sons of Ipswich are legendary at Spenser Academy, the local boarding school. Handsome and... [More]
Starring: Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Toby Hemingway
Directed By: Renny Harlin


3% Rotten Rank
30
Fear Dot Com (2002)
Critics Consensus: As frustrating as a 404 error, Fear Dot Com is a stylish, incoherent, and often nasty mess with few scares.
Synopsis: "Do you like to watch?" A woman's voice beckons from the computer. Images flash across the screen - parted lips, bound wrists, flesh. Her seductive tone summons you closer, inviting you in... "Do you want to see... [More]
Starring: Stephen Dorff, Natascha McElhone, Stephen Rea
Directed By: William Malone

3% Rotten Rank
29
Bless the Child (2000)
Critics Consensus: Bless the Child doesn't scare, but may provoke unintended laughter from audiences. It's basically a B-movie.
Synopsis: Omens and concepts of good vs. evil have no place in Maggie O’Connor’s (Kim Basinger) well-ordered, practical universe. Her life revolves around her job as a nurse at a busy New York hospital -- that is, until her wayward... [More]
Starring: Kim Basinger, Jimmy Smits, Rufus Sewell
Directed By: Chuck Russell

3% Rotten Rank
28
Rollerball (2002)
Critics Consensus: Removing the social critique of the original, this updated version of Rollerball is violent, confusing, and choppy. Klein makes for a bland hero.
Synopsis: It's the year 2005; the new sport of Rollerball is hugely popular in the unstable, ex-Soviet republics of South Asia. Marcus Ridley (LL Cool J) invites NHL-hopeful Jonathan Cross (Chris Klein) to join him playing for the... [More]
Starring: Chris Klein, LL Cool J, Jean Reno
Directed By: John McTiernan

3% Rotten Rank
27
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Critics Consensus: Ugly, campy, and poorly acted, Battlefield Earth is a stunningly misguided, aggressively bad sci-fi folly.
Synopsis: In the year 3000, there are no countries, no cities... Earth is a wasteland. And man is an endangered species. A millennium ago, vicious Psychlo aliens swept down from the skies and wiped out Earth’s entire defense force... [More]
Starring: John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker
Directed By: Roger Christian

2% Rotten Rank
26
Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)
Critics Consensus: Kickin’ It Old Skool is one big unfunny pop culture reference that doesn’t feature many laughs.
Synopsis: In KICKIN' IT OLD SKOOL, a 1980s-pop-culture factoid-infested comedy, Jamie Kennedy (SCREAM, SON OF THE MASK) stars as Justin Schumacher, a former break-dancing child prodigy, who wakes up 20 years after a disastrously... [More]
Starring: Jamie Kennedy, Christopher McDonald, Miguel A. Nunez
Directed By: Harvey Glazer

2% Rotten Rank
25
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Critics Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.
Synopsis: Writers/producers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE) use the film 300 as the basis for their latest spoof. Born to be the perfect Spartan, Leonidas (Sean Magiure) faces numerous trials en... [More]
Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

2% Rotten Rank
24
Texas Rangers (2001)
Critics Consensus: As far as westerns go, Texas Rangers is strictly mediocre stuff.
Synopsis: This Western, set in the 1870s, tells the story of the Texas Rangers, a group of young, aggravated vigilantes (James Van Der Beek, Usher Raymond, Randy Travis, Ashton Kusher, and Robert Patrick) that united to fight... [More]
Starring: James Van Der Beek, Dylan McDermott, Ashton Kutcher
Directed By: Steve Miner

2% Rotten Rank
23
The In Crowd (2000)
Critics Consensus: The In Crowd fails to entertain because of its slow pacing, poor acting and unoriginality.
Synopsis: Adrien Williams (LORI HEURING) has spent time at a psychiatric hospital, learning to come to terms with a troubled past. Nearly recovered and on the recommendation of her doctor (DANIEL HUGH KELLY), Adrien has a new life... [More]
Starring: Lori Heuring, Matthew Settle, Susan Ward
Directed By: Mary Lambert

2% Rotten Rank
22
Disaster Movie (2008)
Critics Consensus: Returning to their seemingly bottomless well of flatulence humor, racial stereotypes, and stale pop culture gags, Friedberg and Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst Movie yet.
Synopsis: Jason Friedberg and Adam Seltzer--the two guys who did EPIC MOVIE, DATE MOVIE, SCARY MOVIE, and MEET THE SPARTANS--bring you DISASTER MOVIE, a compendium of gross-out gags and reference-check quasi-satire bits aping THE... [More]
Starring: Matt Lanter, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

2% Rotten Rank
21
Epic Movie (2007)
Critics Consensus: A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.
Synopsis: From Jason Friedberg and Aaron Setzer (DATE MOVIE, SCARY MOVIE) comes this everything-in-the-kitchen-sink, blender-set-to-grind comedy, which pokes fun at big crowd-pleasers like WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,... [More]
Starring: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer


2% Rotten Rank
20
Crossover (2006)
Critics Consensus: This heartfelt but incompetent, cliche-ridden sports picture is the cinematic equivalent of an airball.
Synopsis: Director and screenwriter Preston A. Whitmore II (THE WALKING DEAD) tells the tale of two old friends whose lives seem very different. Tech's (Anthony Mackie) dream is to play basketball, but he isn't quite right for the... [More]
Starring: Anthony Mackie, Wesley Jonathan, Allen Payne
Directed By: Preston A. Whitmore

2% Rotten Rank
19
Half Past Dead (2002)
Critics Consensus: Seagal is now too bulky to make a convincing action hero, and Half Past Dead is too silly and incoherent to deliver any visceral kicks.
Synopsis: An undercover FBI agent, Sascha Petrosevitch (Steven Seagal), takes bullets for his buddy, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). Nick figures Sascha for dead until the two are reunited again on duty at New Alcatraz (a hellish, high-tech... [More]
Starring: Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule
Directed By: Don Michael Paul

2% Rotten Rank
18
The Master of Disguise (2002)
Critics Consensus: The Master of Disguise plays to Carvey's strength at mimicry. Unfortunately, the movie is more painful to watch than is funny.
Synopsis: Carvey is Pistachio Disguisey, a waiter who is plagued by the bad habit of impersonating the people he serves. He is constantly taking on alternate identities but cannot figure out why he feels so compelled to imitate... [More]
Starring: Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer Esposito
Directed By: Perry Andelin Blake

2% Rotten Rank
17
Twisted (2004)
Critics Consensus: An implausible, overheated potboiler that squanders a stellar cast, Twisted is a clichéd, risible whodunit.
Synopsis: Against the moody, fog-laden backdrop of the San Francisco waterfront, police detective Jessica Shephard (Ashley Judd) becomes embroiled in a darkly personal hunt for a serial killer in this psychological thriller directed... [More]
Starring: Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, Andy Garcia
Directed By: Philip Kaufman

1% Rotten Rank
16
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
Critics Consensus: Daddy Day Camp relies too heavily on bodily functions for comedic effect, resulting in plenty of gags but no laughs.
Synopsis: Fred Savage makes his feature-film directorial debut in this sequel to DADDY DAY CARE. Charlie Hinton (Cuba Gooding,Jr.) and Phil Ryerson (Paul Rae) decide to parlay the success of their "Daddy Day Care" into day camps in... [More]
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Lochlyn Munro, Richard Gant
Directed By: Fred Savage

1% Rotten Rank
15
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Critics Consensus: Inept on almost every level, Alone in the Dark may not work as a thriller, but it's good for some head-slapping, incredulous laughter.
Synopsis: You wake up in the middle of the night with the feeling someone is in the room with you. You get a flash of panic as you fumble for your bedside lamp. But when you turn on the light, no one is there. You might feel... [More]
Starring: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff
Directed By: Uwe Boll

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14
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
Critics Consensus: Hackneyed and over dramatic, this undercooked courtroom drama suffers from bad dialogue and a twist ending you'll see from a distance.
Synopsis: High profile lawyer, Mark Hunter (Michael Douglas) has an impeccable record putting criminals behind bars and is a shoo-in for governor in the upcoming election. But when ambitious rookie journalist, C.J. (Jesse Metcalfe)... [More]
Starring: Jesse Metcalfe, Amber Tamblyn, Michael Douglas
Directed By: Peter Hyams

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13
Constellation (2007)
Critics Consensus: Though earnestly directed, Constellation lacks dramatic fireworks and eventually falls into TV-movie sentimentality.
Synopsis: Gabrielle Union (BRING IT ON, MOESHA) stars in CONSTELLATION as Carmel Boxer, a woman who loved the wrong man at the wrong time--a white man (David Clennon) in pre-civil rights Alabama. After he breaks her heart by... [More]
Starring: Gabrielle Union, Lesley Ann Warren, Zoe Saldana
Directed By: Jordan Walker Pearlman

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12
Killing Me Softly (2002)
Critics Consensus: Respected director Chen Kaige's first English-language film is a spectacularly misguided erotic thriller, with ludicrous plot twists and cringe-worthy dialogue.
Synopsis: A happy marriage and a comfortable job become meaningless diversions to Alice Loudon (Heather Graham) when a seductive stranger (Joseph Fiennes) enters her life. With smoldering good looks and an element of danger... [More]
Starring: Heather Graham, Joseph Fiennes, Natascha McElhone
Directed By: Chen Kaige

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10
Witless Protection (2008)
Critics Consensus: Larry the Cable Guy continues his critical losing streak with this insipid, tasteless caper comedy.
Synopsis: Larry the Cable Guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile FBI case in Lionsgate’s new comedy, Witless Protection. During a routine day spent... [More]
Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto
Directed By: Charles Robert Carner

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9
Redline (2007)
Critics Consensus: Redline has plenty of bad acting, laughable dialogue, and luxury cars.
Synopsis: REDLINE, starring Nathan Phillips, Nadia Bjorlin, Angus Macfadyen. This action-thriller is about love amidst greed, speed and primal desires. A gorgeous young automobile fanatic and front to the hottest unsigned band on... [More]
Starring: Nadia Bjorlin, Eddie Griffin, Angus MacFadyen
Directed By: Andy Cheng

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8
3 Strikes (2000)
Critics Consensus: 3 Strikes lacks direction and its low-brow humor isn't even that funny.
Synopsis: This action-packed comedy follows a two time criminal (Hooks) who is already in trouble with the law. Threatened with serving a life sentence if he's convicted a third time, he commits to going straight and narrow. It... [More]
Starring: Brian Hooks, N'Bushe Wright, Faizon Love
Directed By: DJ Pooh

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7
Strange Wilderness (2008)
Critics Consensus: Strange Wilderness is a laugh-free comedy that's both aimless and overly crass.
Synopsis: Steve Zahn leads a ragtag crew of wasted nature documentarians deep into the Ecuadorian forest on a quest for the legendary Bigfoot. Constantly being rousted for their drunken ineptitude and ill-informed voiceover... [More]
Starring: Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill
Directed By: Fred Wolf

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6
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Critics Consensus: Superbabies continues to prove that bad jokes still aren’t funny when coming out of a toddler’s mouth.
Synopsis: Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies is the sequel to Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd, whose characters secretly worked to crack the code to “baby talk,” a highly sophisticated language that allows... [More]
Starring: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel
Directed By: Bob Clark

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5
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)
Critics Consensus: It aspires to Farrelly-level offensiveness, but the PG-13 rating and a dearth of decent gags renders Gold Diggers tame, toothless, and dull.
Synopsis: National Lampoon's Gold Diggers explores the misadventures of two completely incompetent con men, who, in desperation, turn their attention to the art of gold digging. First time director Gary Preisler directs the cast of... [More]
Starring: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser
Directed By: Gary Preisler

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4
King's Ransom (2005)
Critics Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King's Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.
Synopsis: Anthony Anderson sheds his usual sidekick status, heading up the ensemble cast as Malcolm King, a boorish, egomaniacal billionaire who owns a huge, equally tasteless marketing firm in Chicago. The cocky businessman is... [More]
Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Regina Hall
Directed By: Jeff Byrd

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3
Pinocchio (2002)
Critics Consensus: Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.
Synopsis: Roberto Benigni (LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL) brings Carlo Collodi's classic children's story to life in this big budget live-action adaptation. Gepetto (Carlo Guiffre), a humble toy maker, fashions a marionette out of a log that... [More]
Starring: Roberto Benigni, Carlo Guiffre, Nicoletta Braschi
Directed By: Roberto Benigni

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2
One Missed Call (2008)
Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, One Missed Call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.
Synopsis: In the tradition of THE RING, THE GRUDGE, DARK WATER, and PULSE, ONE MISSED CALL is yet another moody Japanese ghost story to be adapted for American screens. Originally made by cult director Takashi Miike in 2003 from... [More]
Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancon
Directed By: Eric Valette

0%Rank
1
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.
Synopsis: In the mystifying opening sequence of BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER, a double kidnapping takes place on a rainy night in Vancouver with a minimal amount of wasted time and a maximum amount of violence. A little boy is picked... [More]
Starring: Lucy Liu, Antonio Banderas, Gregg Henry
Directed By: Kaos